An omnibus of observations from the San Fernando Valley and beyond.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
The interloper
We went to the L.A. Zoo for a field trip this week. At the prairie dog compound, we discovered an interloper. The fat prairie dog resident didn't seem to mind, though.
One day, squirrels will take over the planet. They will hide all of our food and then forget where they left it. They will chase us mercilessly (and vertically) up the sides of buildings and poke fun at us because we have opposable thumbs but can't climb to save our lives.
The squirrel was subsequently brought up on charges of breaking and entering but he got off because the arresting groundhog improperly read the perp's miranda rights. The prairie dogs agreed to not press charges.
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That's going to confuse some people.
One day, squirrels will take over the planet. They will hide all of our food and then forget where they left it. They will chase us mercilessly (and vertically) up the sides of buildings and poke fun at us because we have opposable thumbs but can't climb to save our lives.
And I will quietly laugh.
The squirrel was subsequently brought up on charges of breaking and entering but he got off because the arresting groundhog improperly read the perp's miranda rights. The prairie dogs agreed to not press charges.
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