The Death of Lady Mondegreen

A mondegreen is the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase, typically a standardized phrase such as a line in a poem or a lyric in a song, due to near homophony, in a way that gives it a new meaning.

Futhark

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

• Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

• Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.

More rules here.

The downside of Powerpoint

Sometimes brevity is not the best way to go . . . observe.

- Met on battlefield (great)
- Dedicate portion of field - fitting!
- Unfinished work (great tasks)